Yay! Mermaids!
Journal Entry: Wed Jun 18, 2008, 5:37 PM
No. Not really. there is no cake, you've all been lied to. Moving on.
I have issues with mermaids. I love them to bits, but I've been contemplating...
Let's ignore the fact that fish and humans could never mate due to genetics. Now, say we have a mermaid, the upper half of a woman and the lower half of a fish. Mermaids have no legs. Fish lay eggs. Therefore, mermaids could not possibly have babies the conventional manner. And since fish don't take care of their babies after birth, (brace yourself) MERMAIDS DON'T NEED BOOBS.
Not my only gripe. Mermaids have human ears, and mermaids can swim very far down. BAD MISTAKE. They must have huge headaches, with their ears popping every few minutes. Not only that, but they must have a muscled frame after all that swimming. Can you imagine what their abs must look like? I'm aware most of the swimming is done with the nonexistent legs, but that has got to be some serious power going on there.
I left the computer and forgot what else I was going to say... Cake?
- Mood:
Bewildered